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Chris Pratt 

nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
Chris Pratt by HibiscusMiku November 3, 2021

Chris Pratt 

Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!

Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!

Eben Pratt 

Worlds greatest Ginger, bar none
Dude, Eben Pratt said hi to me the other day. I feel so honored
Eben Pratt by ohyup? July 14, 2010

Lucas Pratt 

He's a dude who is currently hooking up with 2 toasters, 1 microwave, 1 refrigerator and (supposedly) Nicholas the toaster.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.
Lucas Pratt: T O A S T E R
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???
Lucas Pratt by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020

Justin Pratt

a dance move that makes ALL girls swoon. executed best when techno/house music and strobe lights are in full effect. it involves shimmying the chest followed by poppin' the ass. be sure to have a lot of space, and don't break your ankles.
did you see that hot piece? he just did the Justin Pratt... I'm so going home with him tonight.
Justin Pratt by merry janed July 5, 2009