Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

praying mantis style

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.

Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.

by 26110 September 6, 2012

Praying

A word used when Christian people on Facebook want to virtue signal to other Christian people on Facebook and is usually employed during a health, marriage or financial crisis. People don't actually engage in the activity the word implies. Sometimes used as a technique to spread online gossip disguised as a prayer request. It's the Christian version of wishing someone good luck.

Poster 1:. " My Uncle just lost his job and his truck was stolen! He needs a miracle. Also his wife left him.'

Poster 2: ""Praying!"

Poster 1: "My sister's friend found out her husband is dressing in her clothes. Let's give the devil a black eye by praying for his salvation and deliverance from perversion. He works at the pharmacy ."

Poster 2: "Praying!"

Poster 3: "Praying"

Poster 4: "Praying"

Poster 5:. "Which pharmacy?"

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021

pruning

To trim branches or twigs off a tree or plant

Swing Ricky, swing! your a monkey and your pruning the tree! Your a monkey pruning!

by Chris Graham January 29, 2004

praying donkey

just before you blow your load from pumping a girls ass doggie style, you take out your rod and let it explode on her back.

Hey mom, what's a praying donkey?

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

Pruning

To pout ones lip in a photo by saying "prune juice". Made popular by the Olsen Twins.

She's pruning in that picture.

by Miss Kitty Kat January 25, 2011

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008