Jesus pox

genital warts

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.

by dinger finger October 19, 2010

croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010

chang pox

having immense love for mike chang from the tv show Glee, much like bieber fever only better

did you see mike chang on glee last night?

omg yes! I have total chang pox

by kt&j September 22, 2010

sex pox

what they should have called herpes. way catchier. sounds like a punk band.

A: Hi my name is Bob and I've got sex pox.
B: That sounds way cooler than the gonorrhea I've got.
A: Damn right it does.
B:... wish I had sex pox.
A: You can.

by jaeps July 25, 2011

Pig Pox

another term for the Swine flu or h1n1 virus

Hey, you got Pig Pox?

by MaddCadder November 5, 2009

Dicken Pox

Red dots that appear above the penis after being shaved and cared for improperly.

"Yo I forgot to run my dick and surrouding under cold water and moisturize after! Now I have the Dicken Pox!!!"

by Koan January 26, 2015

Skittles Pox

a disease where if you don't treat skittles pox you can become 6ix9ine and get 6ix9ine disease

Leaving skittles pox untreated can lead to 6ix9ine disease and other horrible thing

by Chris Hansen is the goat September 8, 2020