free poning it

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

by Larla June 29, 2017

Log Posting

Log posting is an action by which an individual goes to 4chan’s random board (/b/) and starts a thread any picture or variation of Andy Biersack (aka Andy Sixx) lead singer of black veil brides (BVB). The individual states and refers to the ritualistic consumption of the rock star’s fece’s. Accompanying texts include: “well?” And “would you”

I just went to /b/ and started log posting

by Andy6 logs February 21, 2023

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

by ManKitten November 5, 2010

Posting Hole

Posting explicit images of one's "hole" on the internet for money or clout

"Damn, Alicia really went downhill she's started posting hole on main."

by Donglemongle December 20, 2022

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007