pornage

Eating shrooms with your dealer

We pornaged do hard

by amorsity October 22, 2014

Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021

Pornade

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

by gregben September 11, 2023

Pornably

When the boss confuses the work chat with his search history.

Hey boys, I'm Pornably going to be late to the meeting.

A photo op that you pornably won't see again in your career again

by Seek n strike May 28, 2024

Pornably

When your boss mixes up his work chat with his search history.

"Hey all, It is Pornably that we will have to do some overtime today."

"and awesome photo op that you pornably wont see again in your career."

by Seek n strike May 28, 2024