Popsnart

Popsnart when u climax and she queefs

Dude she popsnart Ed so hard

by Snapjeremys1738 January 4, 2021

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

shitty poptart

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

by puffpufff October 21, 2019

Poptart

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.

by Kitteh May 7, 2005

Russian Poptart

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

by Stripper Mario November 2, 2009

poptarts

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

by jays January 28, 2005