pete pope

An old man who says the weirdest things

“Ahhhhhhhh the boob has been deboobed and the toothpaste is out of the tube.” -Pete Pope

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol May 17, 2019

Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009

piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.

Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”

by jackofsly October 14, 2010

pull a pope

To quit. To leave something before it is finished. To leave prematurely.

Oh man, if that guy in front of me won't stop farting I'm gonna pull a pope and leave.

by strandell February 22, 2013

poopenstein

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

pope

A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart

I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.

by King Kong December 21, 2003

No Pope

No Homo

Guy 1: "Bro wanna skip around with interlocked arms?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, no fucking pope!"

"No Pope"

by NoPope May 16, 2013