Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
Get the mashed pootatoes mug.A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.
Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)
"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)
"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)
"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)
"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
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• pooter
• pootie
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• pootie-tang
• pooted
• Pootash
• Pooter Scooter
• pootang pie
• pootle
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018
Get the Droopy pooter mug.an term of adoration. The cutest little head you've seen! You want to love them, hug them, kiss them and call them George.
she is my pooter- head.
by pgood December 13, 2008
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Get the Pootash mug.The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.
1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.
2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.
2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-
by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010
Get the Rotted Pooter mug.The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.
::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!
by MakoSama September 10, 2008
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