poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008

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poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

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poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

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Poofbot

A Scottish or Australian term for a Gay sex Android.

Australian; "Jack , shine that Poofbot up and get him ready for a pumping Mate."
Scottish ; " Dougal, lube the Poofbot up for a shagging".

by Pootdaggy September 2, 2017

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poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

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