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Pool-child Syndrome 

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome
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POOL'S CLOSED 

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.
Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

Pool Rage 

Summer patrons at the pool who become enraged when lifeguards enforce pools rules.
After telling a patron not to dive in 4ft of water. The patron comes out of water or walks aggressively towards lifeguards, full of pool rage. Stfu I'm the guard you moronic pool rager.
Pool Rage by FreakyPoolPeople June 28, 2016

Pool Hayes Academy 

Pool Hayes Academy is a secondary school based in the West Midlands, more specifically Willenhall. It’s full of some of the worst teachers in the world and don’t even get started on the nonce of a headteacher. The lads loved most by teachers are actual crackheads or simply are just gay. And the girls at the school either have eyebrows the size of the Pepsi roller coaster at Blackpool or none at all, there’s no in between. Quite possibly the worst school in the midlands and that’s all there is to say about that.
Ahh Pool Hayes academy. That’s shit bruv
Pool Hayes Academy by Lovely rock November 22, 2019

Pool pepper 

I need to shave my pool pepper before We go to the beach.
Pool pepper by Obey house May 14, 2018

pool rat 

Children who show up everyday to the pool and annoy the sh*t out of the lifeguards. These kids are dropped off everyday by their parents, even if the weather is 55 degrees, raging wind, and thundering! Even with this kind of weather, the kids still stay and swim ALL DAY, and complain to the lifeguards how cold it is....

This keeps the lifeguards from being able to close....

The parents of pool rats think that lifeguards are only their to serve their needs as free babysitters. If the pool is closed due to horrible weather, these parents will often call the lifeguards and ask for a "good reason" for not being open, even when it's hailing golfball-sized ice balls. These parents are the lifeguards'/pool managers' worst nightmare....
Stephanie is at the pool everyday, even when there are tornado warnings in the area. What a freakin' pool rat1
pool rat by SnookerChamp June 15, 2009