Poobah

Big cheese

my cousin is poobah

by danitoevitoe July 21, 2020

poonbag

1. one who is lame ("bloody cunthead").
2. one who is severely lacking motivation.

3. "Duncan is not leaving his house because he is a poonbag."

by McStavros Poonshow June 20, 2005

pooage

The stuff in an unflushed commode

That toilet stinks: its full of pooage.

by Terry2 September 15, 2006

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

Poonage

The Act of Giving/Receiving Poon

"She's going to give me poonage"

by Andy So. February 2, 2008

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009