Multiple fails happening in succession or at the same time, to a single person, or to a group of people.
You try to convince your parents to buy a new dog, you fail at that, then you try hypnotizing them, and you fail again, and to top it all off you forget that you have 2 dogs already. = Polyfail
by NKGW November 19, 2010
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"would you like to have sex"
"yea lemme throw up a quick courtesy ponytail so we can minimize tangles"
"yea lemme throw up a quick courtesy ponytail so we can minimize tangles"
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It's a very popular hairstyle for negro or black woman. Basically a white chick or spanish will tie her hair together with a rubber band and it will be a pony tail. Now imagine if she's black. There won't be any hair and it ends on the top of her head like a little arrow. Thus we have a broken ponytail. If hair was there it would be a real ponytail. Alas it isn't.
Bitch! You a fucking ratty(disgusting) broken ponytail bitch. You can't even afford weave like me bitch!
by boozec September 13, 2010
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Get the astroglide ponytail mug.Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005
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He kept telling him to state his intentions as a question, and ignoring his answers. Total polyfail, he's not actually on board with seeing other people.
by DeanOMs December 6, 2014
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