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Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011
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poly trolley

A name for an cheap, old van usually about 20 years old, with around 7-8 seats. Gets its name from being the most common vehicle of choice for Polynesian families with at least 5 kids.
Person 1: "Have you seen Sam's new car?

Person 2: "Yeah, he got a poly trolley"
by Skinnypenis24 March 20, 2022
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Dick Police

It’s where a man or woman is concerned with what another another man does with his dick and what type of woman he sticks it in
She’s always trying to dick police someone. Telling us what type of women we should or shouldn’t be smashing
by Legendaryproof August 31, 2019
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Polack don’t crack

Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.
Karen is Polish and looks in her 30s when she’s nearly 50!! Wow polack don’t crack!!
by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019
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Scarlet Police

Group of three girls (Vampire, Maid, and Librarian) that dress to impress and to stop crime in Gensokyo. They do not like fairies, especially ghetto ice fairies that make their own milk. Surprisingly causes more harm than good in most scenarios.
cirno: *being fucking ghetto*
remilia: unless you dance in the next five seconds, youre under arrest
cirno: *dances*
sakuya: youre still under arrest.
scarlet police on ghetto patrol
by doesmydogiggywearmakeup November 12, 2021
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suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).
"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")
by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013
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Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.
Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."
by Chereb September 22, 2018
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