Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie

1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

punched

wasted or drunk enough to be stupid shit

She is so punched right now, she just got with that guy over there.

by Holloway August 10, 2017

Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.

I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010

Punched in

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.

1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!

by Lassofsass March 19, 2015

punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!

by Estep March 30, 2009