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sugar plums 

1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.

2) A testicle
1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.

2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
sugar plums by dan the perv January 31, 2008
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Pushing plums 

When you insert testicles into a womans anal cavity, then she farts them out.
Me and the old lady were pushing plums last night.
Pushing plums by Johnny T Walker October 1, 2010

buckys plums 

Buckys plums, Juicy plums Bucky bought 😌
Bucky: holy shit do you see those plums those are some fine ass plums if I might say

random??: sir? Are you okay.

Buckys plums ——
buckys plums by Buckysplumsyum September 7, 2021

Meat Plums 

Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums
Meat Plums by Robert Dawson September 17, 2006

Mr Plums Surprise 

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!
Mr Plums Surprise by snatchbandit February 10, 2010

Bumping Plums 

When two men are having sex with a woman at the same time (one vaginally and the other anally), and their nut sacks hit one another.
My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I didn't want to do it, because I was scared me and the other guy would be bumping plums.
Bumping Plums by Jerry B Black August 31, 2010

pripple-plums 

1. A term for female breasts that have been shaved completely hairless for cosmetic reasons. The term pripple-plumber is the moob equivalent.
1. "I'm going to confundle your pripple-plums till the sun comes up, mmmooooh yeah."
pripple-plums by Thess141 November 27, 2009