Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.

Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!

by bumarse October 25, 2009

Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009

fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007

vintage plowing

to have sex with a woman who is over forty.

i here you where doing a bit of vintage plowing with old black pudding teeth the other night.

by yonder gaz February 3, 2010

sky pooping

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"

Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?

by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017