playing plinko

When you push out a fart and a little piece of poop rolls down your pant leg followed by a leg shake and a turdball rolling away, not to be confused with sharting which is magical surprise diharrea mistaken for a harmless fart.

Last night i drank so much tequila that when i woke up, i had to fart but ended up playing plinko in front of my parents at the breakfast table, and my dog thought it was a whisker biscuit and ate it.

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

plink

The odd little stalk atop of genuine beret. Also a tuft of stray hair that simply refuses to lie flat. Or a stalk on a piece of fruit you have to pull off prior to consumption (say, on an apple or strawberry).

"Zat is not mon beret, zere is no plink!"
"All set for the job interview, except for this darn plink won't stay down!"
"It's all right, grandad, I've mushed-up all your fruit and de-plinked it".

by chris wheelie June 17, 2005

plinkin-jorange-ellow

A tasty drink concoction consisting of : Purple powerade, milk, blue powerade, yellow powerade, orange powerade, and Tangerine juice. yum

Man 1: ill have wine.

Man 2: ill have a Beer.

Boss: hahahaha...me two...

Crazy Homeless person under the dinner table: Ill have a tall glass of Plinkin-jorange-ellow....Ade.

by L33t Master General November 22, 2006

Plinktard

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.

White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard

by FactsFTW November 4, 2011

mental plinko

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

by EgoAnt November 23, 2004

Plinkage

When water splashes up from the toilet onto one's sphincter as a result of a turd dropping into the bowl while taking a dump.

"Dude, I got some serious plinkage on that last dump...my ass is all wet."

by Rod Swain April 24, 2006

Sting Plinks

Many small burning terds, usually occur after a night of heavy dirnking.

Yoo, that 26er really gave me the sting plinks this morning

by Tyler Henrich June 7, 2007