Pledgestabation

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008

Pledge stew

Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.

Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...

by grandmasterPM November 25, 2020

Pledge Apple

Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.

Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"

Pledge: "yes sir"

Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.

I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.

by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011

the pledge dance

When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.

It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.

by (pseudonym here) July 3, 2005

pledge of allegiance

Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.

America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.

by The Eyes of Texas March 15, 2005

Pledge of Allegiance

The Pledge of Allegiance is a form of indoctrination invented by the U.S. government and is crammed down the throats of young children who don’t know what it means. Translated into layman’s terms it means:

“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”

The first amendment was violated when they added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance.

by Arikorv February 17, 2019