Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.

"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"

by Klownrad December 4, 2020

The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

peanybate

To take part in a circle-jerk.

"I came here to peanybate, like everyone else. Now pass the grease."

by stink-foot December 10, 2008

peanybate

What teenage boys do after listening to hot rod sounds.

"I have a hard-on from all those hot rod sounds. Let's peanybate."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

by cazort May 26, 2006

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

by nznegativeions July 12, 2011

inside peanut butter

"inside peanut butter" refers to having a tan/brown leather or plush interior in your vehicle.

Inside peanut butter outside jelly
7 days of the week 7 different chevys
Black SS wit tha top blown off
f*** with them boys get ya top blown off

by eXentric July 17, 2006