Malay for please mind the platform gap.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.
Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me
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The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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Platform whore

An individual whom innocuously, and unremittingly uses any opportunity to extend their social media platform. Particularly when their social media persona and real-life personalities are not the same.
Based of the social media you’d think he/she was a whole different person....I guess that’s a platform whore for ya.
by Master analyzer May 06, 2020
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Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.
Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?
by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019
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Platform Pussy

A male internet personality uses their following or "platform" to slide into a female's DMs with ill intentions.

A male internet personality thinks their following or "platform" will mask obvious sexual intentions.
That streamer really thought he could use his internet fame for "Platform Pussy!"
by Noble Hamil March 22, 2023
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2014
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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