Pitch Slapped

When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.

My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.

by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017

Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

by Buckbeak August 6, 2010

elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 March 26, 2014

pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

Pitching and catching

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Pitch Perfect

A movie that is now almost equal to or greater than Mean Girls in how commonly females quote it.

"Lesbianest."

"I ate my twin in the womb."

"Aca-amazing!"

"I'm horizontal running."

"You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave."

"Hammer time!"

And the list endlessly goes on in Pitch Perfect.

by BL1002 January 18, 2013

fever pitch

the height of finality. comes to a boil, the end all

this Paris Hilton arrest has come to a fever pitch in the media.

by Curt Marano May 8, 2007