Pilf

A term for Non-binary people to use instead of “Milf” and “Dilf”

They are totally a Pilf

by troft August 3, 2021

pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

by haakki March 10, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

by threnodyangelfire July 2, 2006

PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

by Politkon Zoan March 30, 2005

Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 1, 2009

pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

by King of Canada April 26, 2006

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008