by necros November 05, 2003
Acronym: People Impersonating Kind Energetic Youths
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
Farmer: "I got some of them nice travelling folk in one of my fields last year"
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
by jdajuk October 15, 2012
A Pikey is very commonly used in Gosport, located in England.
It's originally slang for a Gypsie, however many people will now use it as a term for stealing and an insult.
'Pikey' in English slang could mean a few things but ill mostly mean 'thief'
So if your halfcast, immigrant cat steals your chips you could scream "Pikey"
Pikey is also a verb, for example: "My cat pikeys my munch" translates to ~ my cat steals my food.
~ MLR
It's originally slang for a Gypsie, however many people will now use it as a term for stealing and an insult.
'Pikey' in English slang could mean a few things but ill mostly mean 'thief'
So if your halfcast, immigrant cat steals your chips you could scream "Pikey"
Pikey is also a verb, for example: "My cat pikeys my munch" translates to ~ my cat steals my food.
~ MLR
by Anonymous1029336584 November 01, 2017
Pikeys is a word used for the rough, illegal types of gypsies. I believe that most gypsies are mis-understood - becoming the victims of cruel insults suggesting they are violent crooks. Infact, most modern day gypsies are simply honest, hard working travellers that would rather excape the rat-race and live more simply. I am very close to gypsy and have realised his way of life is based on simply enjoying a free spirited life in an honest way. Gypsies are highly mis-understood and i think people should take on a more open minding outlook on travellers and seek to learn about them before obtaining an opinion.
by Sarah K H July 02, 2006
by Darn September 01, 2003
A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...
"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."
by Carl June 08, 2004