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Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.
Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.
by thesonofabob June 12, 2011
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sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more
my what large sweat puddles you have.
by monzy January 11, 2008
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Piddle

the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter
I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.
by thepiddler September 9, 2011
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Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
by Paddles01 September 16, 2008
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piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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piddleshit

quit piddleshittin around!
by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017
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piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
by j crisp May 7, 2011
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