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physioterrorist

a physio who can induces fear, pain and suffering on their patients with a deep tissue massage
a cross between a terrorist who can invoke fear, pain and suffering and a physiotherapist who aids people in rehabilitation, a physioterrorist gives a treatment, such as a deep tissue massage , that is so deep that its enough to make grown men cry.

in another life, or a recession, the therapist could quite easily turn their hand to becoming a dominatrix or similar.
by kaoz623 July 1, 2011
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physible

a digital file that can be converted into a physical object via a manufacturing method such as 3D printing, machining, or engraving
"Hey Jeff, have you 3D printed a gun on your new Makerbot yet?"

"Of course! It's like the only lethal physible I can find on the Pirate Bay."
by knutsun May 17, 2014
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Friggen Physco

The friggen physco broke up with him after he proposed!
by nononono2012 April 14, 2011
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Phykick

When you fail so hard, you end up thinking you have the ability to read one's mind, even though you end up becoming so incompetent that even your spelling skills fail on you.
Max: "God, that guy is such a failure, that you can pretty much call him a phykick for Pete's sake."
by Snowy620 August 19, 2011
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physics

It makes us all its bitches
Without physics humans could fly, but, alas, we are all its bitches
by badusername99 October 30, 2011
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The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
by Sandduneman January 27, 2011
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physics package

The nuclear components that comprise the core of a nuclear weapon; as opposed to the non-nuclear components.

The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.
I want you to open up this Tomahawk missile, so we can see what's gone wrong. But don't touch the physics package!
by i'mbatman December 13, 2009
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