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plumpette

"Did you just see that plumpette walk past?"
"yeah, she was built like a tank"
by milldenwall June 27, 2007
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phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.
I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut
by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010
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plump

a "polite" way of calling somebody fat.
" oh don't worry, you're just a little plump."
by hellboy October 12, 2003
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Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.
by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010
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plump

Word to describe someone who is overweight but not obese.
Nicole Richie used to be plump before she started withering away.
by WannaBeCow August 30, 2006
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Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".
Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*
by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010
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plumpacity

the plumpness of said booty. male or female.
'' damn look at that plumpacity on that girl ''

'' he has no plumpacity ''

'' id give her plumpacity a 5 ''
by Kyle Cronik August 11, 2008
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