phallos

Giant penis. Often belonging to a horse or other such animals.

"Look at that big hairy phallos"

by Nic Bass May 13, 2005

Phallographics

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus

For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.

by mcmitch October 28, 2010

PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.

I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.

by weave September 17, 2003

Phallopian Funus

What Is: A female That Has Green Slimmy Shit In Her Phallopian Tubes That Looks Like A Baby!!!!!!!

Eat A Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jghvjkvkjhbjklbl December 10, 2003

phallodendron

Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.

I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look like Bop-em mallets.

by JoshuaJordan May 14, 2008

phalloid

A big fat hairy penis with no balls

Oh baby, shove your phalloid right there where it hurts.

by xachooxblessxyoux February 26, 2008

phallolingus

another term for felatio.

Phallolingus is not acceptable to civilized society.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011