phallicookie

A cookie baked in the shape of a phallus.

"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove my phallicookie in your mouth."

by felixsofia January 27, 2010

alex palacios

A STUPID BITCH OF A GUY

ALEX PALACIOS STOP

by LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXD May 23, 2017

Phillatio

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.

Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.

by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011

Philacio

The oral pleasuring of a phil caused by suction of the mouth and motion of the head. Usually (if done right) results in ejaculation.
Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

by goforj4 October 16, 2011

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009

elijah palacios

elijah palacios is someone who you NEVER 🤤😈💞😹 wanna leafe from yo side 😉 he is always down to fuk cuzzz he s lil honry freaky fuck 😻 his only obsession is his girl (ana) 🤤🤤 as he should bc ana is so hot like so foocking hot bro 😩😩 elijah tends to look in the mirror and yell at himself for being a bad boi sometimes, and cries about it but then he gets back up✊🏿😁 elijah loves food.. he’s fat… really FAet 🤰🏽i would tell u to get urself an elijah palacios but hes mine and also one of a kind. by thst i mean hes really retarded, u wont find someone THAT stupied sorry. guess i was lucky on this one 😉😆🤪🤪🥺

fuck. you. elijah palacios belongs to ME !

by fli October 2, 2021

Sofía Palacios

La chica más lista e inteligente del mundo, si tienes la suerte de estar con ella, serás verdaderamente feliz. Para mala suerte tuya, ya esta ocupada ;)

Te amoooo Sofía Palacios, mi querida Somi :)

by daesereg July 16, 2014