Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

phasebook

The next phase in social networking sites.
A networking site for people who're going through a phase.

Let's hook up on phasebook.

by honkhiam April 21, 2010

Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

Phasebook

Where two or more adjacent posts on your Facebook wall, from different Facebook friends who don't know each other, reference the same subject when it is not trending.

Also known as Fatebook.

My friend in Germany posted a cool picture of a close-up of a spider's eyes on my Facebook wall, and the very next post was from a friend in California who said that the two things guaranteed to make you revert to a four year old were soap in the eyes, and a spider in the shower with you! How's that for a cool Phasebook!

by MacheteMick October 14, 2011

Phasebooking

Phasebook, A term used when a person whips out a camera at a party to take photos intended for their facebook profile and interrupts the social atmosphere of the party.

Wow I totally forgot what we wer talking about dude, that girl is phasebooking everyone

by delrosa October 4, 2009

PhoneBooker

A person that only uses Facebook on a Phone, cant keep up with anything and is always asking out-of-touch questions.

Or flat out ignoring everything on Facebook while constantly posting personal events as if they are on Twitter.

"I'm really getting tired of all the PhoneBookers who post what they are eating for dinner, but what really gets to me is all the Phonebookers who comment, "WHERE CAN I BUY THIS" every time i post a photo to something in my ETSY shop because they cant find the links on a FN phone!"

by ghm-327 December 5, 2012

shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting

Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!

by Swas February 7, 2014