putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina

Bro I hardcore puttered that chick last night

by Their dheheie April 8, 2020

Putter

Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.
When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name
A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.
Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.
ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!

Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter
person 2:damnn he fineeee

by ovbndsvsdk123à!é' July 15, 2022

putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

shot putter

an adjective describing a ugly girl that a guy hooks up with, runs into all the time, and would rather forget. Beer goggles usually involved.

"Damn chris, theres that dude--i mean shot putter--u hooked up with during orientation!"

by Olga April 7, 2005

putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

putter

foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

why is bob allways puttering around

by lilpete May 19, 2007