Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

Pexting

To text while pooping. As girls don't poop they are unable to pext.

Mark "When did you find out about the party?"
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."

by Mdog91 October 17, 2011

petering

To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.

Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus

by inverted_guy January 20, 2006

Peteing

It's doing a shit then smearing your turd all over a rentboys arse, and then fucking the turd into them.

Hadden really gave that guys arse a good peteing

by owen laursen December 26, 2008

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013