pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

plexing

Worrying so much it causes you physical pain

On the verge of losing your temper. Just before you REALLY lose your temper.

My buddy was plexing so much, he started to have chest pains.

by Synonymgirl July 8, 2019

Peeing with a Kick

A phrase pertaining to quick masturbation. Typically used when someone is in the bathroom for longer than required for a standard "Number 1", though a bit too short to assume it was "Number 2". One could infer that he / she was "peeing with a kick". This time frame is usually between 2 and 3 minutes.

Josh: "That was either a really quick dump, or a massive piss."

Michael: "I bet he was just peeing with a kick."

by Joeff August 14, 2010

Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009

peeing in the pool

there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I was peeing in the pool.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005