Pessidogs (plural)
Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.
●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.
Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.
Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021
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The Pest Face.
A face made, usually by males, when they see hot women. Their sexual desires are clearly written all over their face when they want sexual intercourse with a certain female 'victim'.
It consists of a strain in the face, possible teeth gritting or lower-lip biting and a dark glaze over the eyes as they imagine having their wicked way. A sweating brow and or top lip is usally evident.
A face made, usually by males, when they see hot women. Their sexual desires are clearly written all over their face when they want sexual intercourse with a certain female 'victim'.
It consists of a strain in the face, possible teeth gritting or lower-lip biting and a dark glaze over the eyes as they imagine having their wicked way. A sweating brow and or top lip is usally evident.
John: Hey! Harry, stop giving her the pest face.
Harry: I can't help it my balls are the size of watermelons.
Harry: I can't help it my balls are the size of watermelons.
by The Galavanters June 14, 2009
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- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
by camacam2 July 13, 2010
Get the Pessimistic Optimist mug.(con-yay pest) n. 1. An arrogant self-assertive person. 2. Braggart. 3. A clean-cut selfish rapper. 4. A rapper that says that they are underground-underground-underground, but really they are just another narcissistic dickhead.
"Yo yo, hey girls, hey beautiful, hey baby, you really got to check it with these new beats I just laid down in my private studio basement with Killer B of the High Sea, and Dj Bling from Miami. He's the best there ever was."
"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."
"Amanda, don't even look at him and maybe Kanye Pest will think we're deaf or something. Let's go get a mocha."
by k voorhees September 19, 2009
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optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier
optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier
bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.
by pb foot April 6, 2010
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