Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

by d00d. October 11, 2009

permeable

Having pores or openings that permits liquids/gases to pass through

Gravel, sand, and soil are permeable.

by Tiger128 May 7, 2009

perked out

When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!

girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!

by pass the buttah May 15, 2009

Permadibs

having permanent "dibs" on an object that is unquestionably yours.

Not having to give up sheets and blankets that belong on your bed when someone tries to take them. Because they are yours and you have Permadibs on them.

by Dr. Crazy-Mouse-Love-Pants February 4, 2010

Permadirty

When someone or something is permanently dirty even after just being clean it looks or feels dirty.

Person1: Dude, you know Billy, right?
Person2: Is that the permadirty kid with the dreads?
Person1: Yeah dude, i saw him come out of the bathroom after a shower once, He looked exactly the same, That kid is such a dirthead.

by Xin_the_face_of_warX March 11, 2006

Pereda Monster

A person who listens to heavy metal music, loves peter piper pizza, can only eat with the light on, loves to shop, pays for gas regardless the cost, drives Honda vehicles (secretly wants a truck), loves to watch movies, always on time!!!

Pereda Monster enough said....

by Stratovarius March 4, 2010

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009