The Perky Lord is a legendary folklore character from the Kent Boy's Tale, "Perc 30's." This character controls everything that happens while the user is in the Perc realm. One enters the Perc realm by ingesting any type of Percocet, including Perc5's, Perc10's, and Perc30's. While in the Perc realm, the Perky Lord has complete control over everything. You will be lifted from your body and will sit fifty feet in the air above your active body with the perky lord. You will observe all that happens to your self while perced out. Only a select few make it back to their bodies but those who do will be able to say they have met the Perky Lord.
T-Berry: Doinklo! Is that you? Thank god, I thought the Perky Lord was going to hold me captive forever!
Doinklo: It's okay T-Berry I made it out as well. You just have to believe.
Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and maimai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.
Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native