pressive

douche bags way to say impressive

dude your surfing is pressive

by sjswzhr February 24, 2010

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

pressive

really really really awesome

Jack "i'm pressive"
Sam "wow you must be really awesome"

by john johnny May 16, 2008

Permissive poopie

When the ability to urinate relies on the simultaneous exposure to defecation.

"I have to pee"
"Do you have to poop?"
"NOO, I have to pee!"
"Maybe you have to make a permissive poopie."
"Oh... Yeah! There it is!!"

by Calamari April 20, 2007

percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

by EG Jones March 6, 2014

permissive society

a society in which social norms become increasingly liberal with regards to sexual freedom

we live in a very permissive society

by sweetlolipop February 7, 2018