penisir

v. To violently beat down a person with one's penis.

Yuna had bruises all over her after Joseph Duong penisired her.

by Dystynt Methods March 21, 2003

touch penises

1. when two penises touch

2. when you hang out with a male friend a lot, usually used from male to male

"hey man erik's hella cool"
"well why dont you go touch penises with him you like him so much"

by highknightjuice December 17, 2007

penisfrapple

(Adj) of or pertaining to some abstract nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

(Verb) to apply one's penis in a sexual or demeaning way.

(Noun) a frappled looking penis.

When used as a adjective: Example: Brad Childress is a huge heap of penisfrapple. Or: that's a huge load of penisfrapple sause.

When used as a verb: Example: the penisfrappling he gave her in the rumpas room left her unable to sit in certain positions the next day.

When used as a noun: Example: Brad Childress looked like pure penisfrapple on the sidelines of the last nfl game he ever coached.

by red clownpenis December 4, 2010

penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'

by Renko June 18, 2004

peniswrinkle

insignificant, less than a man, unimportant

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

by jacob256 November 5, 2014

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016