Prickly Pear

Describes the off putting reactive behavior of someone who is a little too sensitive but means well. The concept comes from actual prickly pear (cactus fruit) which has spiny thorns on the exterior that hide sweet fruit inside.

Don't mind that guy, he's a bit of a prickly pear but he means well.

by Yogi Barely October 8, 2017

Penarse

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz

She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.

by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019

polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

mary pearl

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands

"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"

by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015

box pearl

A piece of foreign matter trapped in a woman's vagina continually being coated an recoated with various natural an man made substances

I pulled out after blowing my load, to find a box pearl stuck under my foreskin

by Herbie April 20, 2019

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020