Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 2, 2018

Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.

I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.

by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018

Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019

peef

fart out of ween

" i just peefed out of my ween"

by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019