pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

pee wee herman soup

Tomato soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*

by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

Pee wee tapperded

When a science teacher flirts with you and then touches you with a beaker

Lizzy: my science teacher just pee wee tapperded me

Nate:me too

by It’s Nate guys February 20, 2019

pee wee

if you have this you should see a doctor as when you have this you will piss a lot of blood

i went to the doctorfor my constant pee wees

by suddenly pinnaples February 18, 2022

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023