May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

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by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Peanuts

A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.

We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.

by Minck February 19, 2009

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Watch your peanuts!

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

by B. Ricky November 27, 2020

Circus peanuts

Those little foamy orange candies that you only find at gas stations. The ones that taste how clear coat smells.

Dale: I just ate me some circus peanuts.
Kenny: I used to like those til I relized they tasted like clear coat spray paint.
Dale: ah man they're ruined now

by Doc4321 March 21, 2011