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Patroll

Duty to wander/survey/people watch/visually pat down any fucking NOOB then subsequitily annihilate/castrate/obliterate/demolish with the uttermost/stellar Verbal beat down ever known to man.
Dude we gotta get on our PaTroll.

Those Fags are totally Patrolling the southwest region.

I say we go over to their house, Patroll the shit out of them.
by HBMB September 24, 2012
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Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.
Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!
by Time Foolery July 23, 2018
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SNOW PATROLLED

When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.
"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"
by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009
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Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with
Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher
by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019
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padroll

The kneading action a domestic cat does with it's paws on its 'owners' body. Padrolling is best done with the claws sheathed, otherwise it can be uncomfortable. It is not known why cats padroll humans but it mimics the behaviour the kittens do to express milk from the mother cat when nursing. It is believed that it could be a way of showing affection to the human. Cats often dribble saliva when they padroll.
Tigger the ginger cat was balanced on my knee attempting to padroll and get my attention to feed him.
by DonkeyOaty September 24, 2020
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paroll

A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.
Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!
by QuacksO March 25, 2023
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payrole

(1) A probationary status at your place of employment after having been convicted of either "padding" your work-hours or periodically snitching a few bucks from da cash register to supplement your take-home pay.
(2) A probation arrangement whereby you actually get paid a wage for behaving yourself.
Since ex-cons are often automatically suspected whenever a crime occurs in their vicinity, I was glad dat my work-release-program employer was able to definitively find out dat it was one of his regular employees who had been skimming da till, so dat my clean payrole-record didn't get undeservedly tarnished.
by QuacksO August 26, 2023
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