Imus Patton

Imus Patton

Da notorious tough-as-nails four-star general who was temporarily relieved of his duty for referring to his battle-weary-and-disheveled soldiers as "nappy-headed hoes".

If Imus Patton had watched his mouth as well as he strategized his battles, he might have led the Normandy invasion instead of being withdrawn from combat due to his verbal misconduct.

by QuacksO December 28, 2018

Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023

Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.

by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Rommel-Patton syndrome

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025