Patton

A little bick that doesn't stfu and is hella selfish
"Bro that girl over their is hella rude"

"Must be a Patton"
by Maisonisgay69420 September 15, 2019
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Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.
1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!
by chickenherder August 03, 2022
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Lily Patton

This girl is the sweetest friend you will meet. The mom friend who will make you cookies but fight a bitch if they disrespect anyone. She sometimes gets down on herself but is very supportive. Not to mention she is a kickass volleyball player!
Lily Patton really played well in that game.
by Lily Patton March 10, 2019
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Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.
Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher
by John M. Harold June 04, 2021
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Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
by Tiger ducks June 01, 2023
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Patton Middle School

Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya
Oh you go to Patton Middle School so your rich right
by queen2382 January 08, 2021
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Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.
Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!
by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 21, 2017
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