Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore

1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!

by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024

Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

travvy patty

Travvy Patty- Travis Soctt burger.

13 year old hypebeast- "Cactus Jack gobbled my glizzy." "Yo, can I get a travvy patty for me and my slimes." "It's LIT"

by nedthespecialed September 12, 2020

Ball’s Palsy

When one testicle droops lower than the other. Can also be called Bell’s ballsy.

Ya see that dudes uneven nuts. Def case of Ball’s palsy.

by Cracker Black October 10, 2020

Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Sus patty

One grasping his testicles from behind while pulling and tucking firmly between ones butt cheeks then clenching the cheeks and simultaneously sitting down abruptly destroying ones sack into a sus patty

The gentleman enjoys a sus patty only on certain occasions and in the right mood.

by mc117 June 13, 2021