pasties

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

by galem April 3, 2009

Snow Pansies

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.

Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.

by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

daddy patties

The butt cheeks of a human male. They can slap together and make a nice bun sound.

Daddy patties can sound like sex. Yum.

by Ch3ebz May 7, 2017

beef patties

large nipples

She has huge nipples! BEEF PATTIES

by Ahsgeshshhehehehe October 13, 2020

Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022

dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry

Steven eats dry ass patties every day

by SodaChan November 8, 2022

hamburger patties

noun.
fucked up small titties

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"

by steph & ro October 26, 2003