Pathologism

Noun. Refers to a pathological condition where one sits all day at the computer coining new terms for Urban Dictionary.

Formed from the words pathological and neologism.

James doesn't get out much any more and just spends all his time making up silly words. I think he is suffering from pathologism.

by jmonkey September 3, 2005

pathologyical

liar

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019

Pathological fibber

Someone who can't help but lie. They born this way. #truefibs Fibbing is the only way their brain knows how to function.

Denise lies all the time without a second guess! She's a pathological fibber!

by Toodleberrycatcher101 October 25, 2017

pathalogical liar

A kid who dips drives a camaro is 18 is got a full ride to michigan state when he was 12 and is likes by only scott schade

Hey that kids a pathalogical liar

by haha BRENT SUX March 16, 2004

pathological flyer

One who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.

John: Why isn't Mikey here?
Rick: He wanted to make it, but he's leaving for Butte, Montana tomorrow.
John: Yeah right, that pathological flyer.

by teknix December 7, 2013

Pathological Whore

A person who consistently acts on compulsions of promiscuous behavior, not limited to weekdays, and/or family parties.

God, Jenny is such a pathological whore, she always has to pick up men at the annual Christmas party.

by whalelover26 May 7, 2016