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parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.
I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute
by v_velox June 12, 2019
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Parisian Sisters

Two women who have had their heart badly broken by the same guy.
OMG we're Parisian sisters. How's your recovery going?
by Bjjthats2jsfanatic February 14, 2021
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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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parsiani

The definition of all that makes Persians great. Loyal to the core, philosopher and poet at heart, intellectual beyond just book or street smarts, kind to all but fierce and absolutely unrelenting when needed. An unstoppable force of nature. The best friend and ally in your corner but you don’t want to get on their bad side. Good thoughts, Good words, Good deeds!
Tell me you’re Persian without telling me you’re Persian
What a class act, so elegant, intelligent and well spoken, he is totally a Parsiani!
by Parsis November 23, 2021
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parusan

A very sexy man who is extremely smart and dashing in looks. Many people are envious of Parusan because he is good at everything he does. Women crave Parusan and want his attention at all times.
Wow Parusan is extremely dashing I wish I could kiss him
by Bigdaddy986969 November 25, 2021
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Parisian

Someone who lives in Paris.

Often used in relation to Kanye West's song "N*ggas In Paris".
Willem Hendrik Frederik Nekker is a Parisian.
by joemumma9123 February 13, 2022
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Parisian

Parisian
Parisian It’s Facts.
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