commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

Pallyhead

a more sensored way to call someone a douche bag

Corey is a pallyhead

by Kelssa May 3, 2007

greaves parlay

to exploit unsuccessfully, to decrease or otherwise transform into something of much less value

He greaves parlayed his small fortune down to a much smaller fortune.

by mike sam September 30, 2007

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

by ant July 5, 2004

parlayin

Another word for chillin.

I'm just a girl parlayin in the state of Washington.

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

palyanytsya

It's Ukrainian trick word for russians, because they cant pronounce it

- Say palyanytsya russian bastard!
- Palanitza (or palanufff (how u can say it like that?))
- HAHAAHAHHA dumb russian

by ik_13 April 24, 2022

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.

My sleep paralysis demon is furless tickle me elmo

by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020