Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

Parabolic Dongler

Someone with much experience in modifying USB bluetooth dongles in order to abuse bluetooth phones.

b0 is a parabolic dongler, he's modified his linksys to take a parabolic mesh.

by S Palmer October 6, 2005

Parabolic

The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.

Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.

by Tongue Punch October 9, 2010

suck my parabola

a phrase used in situations where a person finds to be frustrating- used in the same context as 'suck my dick/cock'.

most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.

person a :fuck off
person X: suck my parabola
person b: you're strange- i no longer know you

by ibstudentwooh May 21, 2009

paraboidal

A non-removable growth on ones skin.

Gertrude had a paraboidal on her neck that bulged as she spoke; it was not a pretty sight.

by Miercoles Franklin June 30, 2012

parabolen

Synonym for tits.

Dem look at those parabolen!

by AVerySmartGuy June 19, 2017

Parabox

(n) A shorter name for the box paradox. This paradox is about 2 boxes, box A and box B. Box A is inside box B, but box B is also inside box A.

Andrew: "Hey wanna get impressed?"
Greg: "Sure, as long as I don't explode again."
Andrew: "Remember Parabox?"
Greg: *implodes*
CIA: *abducts Greg*

by Wormcake November 1, 2018