pants

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Pants

Something to cover up those hairy ass legs of yours

Put on some damn pants

by That really annoying red head February 29, 2020

Pant

singular pants

bro i just want a pant

by TheRapidGentleman September 27, 2020

Pant

one singular pant

yo look at that sexy pant

by natalie_tsai July 13, 2018

Pant

One singular pant, the singular form of pants

Who actually wears pants? I only wear my moist pant.

by Thepantwearer June 19, 2019

Pants

The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.

Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.

by RieRieRie February 27, 2010

pant

One leg within a pair of pants; used to refer to just part of one garment.

The right pant has dust on it from all the blow I did last night.

by MW December 22, 2003